Santa Sleigh Racer Gifts

Noel Fever

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'I hate when they do this.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

Santa emergency stop.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Slippery underfoot

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"I brake for milk & cookies"

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."