Santa Sleigh Racer Pillows

Noel Fever

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'I hate when they do this.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Santa emergency stop.

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

"Lately I've had uncontrollable cravings for venison.

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

Slippery underfoot

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"I brake for milk & cookies"