Sleigh Enthusiast Gifts

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'He's hurt his back.'

'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'

Santa emergency stop.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."

Filling up with Deersil.

Santa's landing crew.

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Slippery underfoot

"We'll share my sleigh. You can have it going up and I'll have it coming down."

Oil Price: Let's enjoy the ride!

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'OK fatboy, my turn to drive - your turn to pull'

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"I brake for milk & cookies"

'I waxed the runners.'

My other vehicle is a toboggan.

Deer with lighted tail on Santa's sleigh.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Gracie paints a landing pad for Santa on the lawn.

'So your sleigh's broken down and you now require a magic carpet?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

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