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'I hate when they do this.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit