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Santa Delivering Amazon Packages

Santa Claus's Mail

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

The Reindeer Strike

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."