Santa's Sleigh Aficionado T-Shirts

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Great Moment in North Pole History

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."