Santa's Sleigh Aficionado T-Shirts

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

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