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"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Mother Earth

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

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