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"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa CGI Effect

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Mother Earth

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

Saint Patrick