Santa's Workshop Admirer T-Shirts

'Rudolph's curse in Summer...'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Belief and Trust.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa's wash day.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.