Santa's Workshop Wonderer T-Shirts

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Santa Claus's Mail

Claus 2.0

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

High security Santa's grotto

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

That one has all the batteries!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa's Helpers

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

The Reindeer Strike