Santa's Workshop Wonderer Mugs

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Santa Claus's Mail

Claus 2.0

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Santa's Helpers

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"