Stag Do Participant Gifts

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

30 Days Has Movember

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

Santa School.

'He's behind you!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Dutch Courage

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

How to wear a false moustache.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Cockroach Costume

"I hate recalls."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'