Stag Party Gifts

Ten pin bowling.

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I had ten pints last night. That's the last time I drink rum during the week.'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

Dutch Courage

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Face painting by numbers.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Karataoke

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'