Hen Aficionado Gifts

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Roberta had a unique way of keeping track of the days she'd been in the raft.

You certainly have a way with chickens.

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Beer Stall

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Happy thoughts

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci