Hen Do Pillows

"Help! Bachelorette party stuck on a lush tropical island with sufficient food."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Customer Convention

'Our giant sale now on!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Last night of freedom.

"What's worse, that or this?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Hen Night

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Wash and Quo"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

Christina's lockdown