Night Gifts

"What time does the outdoors close?"

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

Why is it so dark in here? Would you accept "it's nighttime" as an answer?

Times of the day - Night.

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Night-time halo

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Try thinking about something else."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The overthinker"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."