Night Pillows

"What time does the outdoors close?"

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

Times of the day - Night.

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Burning the midnight oil.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Night-time halo

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'