Hen Party Gifts

Hen Night

She's the greatest dancer!!

Masked Ball

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

Champagne

Early photobombing

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Beers

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I can't believe he brought her."

That party went well.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Shaken not stirred

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."