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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

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'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

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'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

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"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"How do I get down?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

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'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

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'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''