Helpline Hero Pillows

"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!"

'Federal Communications Commission - May I help you?'

World of P.C.'s Customer Call Centre

"I'm sorry. All of our advisors are busy ignoring other customers at the moment."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

EU Vaccine approval

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'