Helmet Humorist Pillows

"On your left."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

Bad news from the West Indies "and the ball has gone for two...and his helmet for four"

'I warned him. 'Wear a helmet when you play poker, Bob.' He wouldn't listen.'

Biker: 'Gesundheit!' a female pillion passenger messes up the inside of her helmet from her sneeze

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'You don't suppose I could borrow that helmet for a while, do you...?'

'Why can't you just stand nose to tail like the rest of us do?'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Everyone is wearing protective gear. How did they know you were playing today?"

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'Hi! -- I'm selling theory insurance!'

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Radioactive Pizza

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

So...who is your provider ?

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."