Hellishly Funny Friends Pillows

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

Special Place in Hell...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Big man on Krampus

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"I don't think I'm quite ready for Satan sings the blues!"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

'So where are you going?'

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

Angel Puppet.

'I think it's most likely a situational depression.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'