Hellishly Funny Friends Prints

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Big man on Krampus

Special Place in Hell...

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

"I don't think I'm quite ready for Satan sings the blues!"

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

Angel Puppet.

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'I think it's most likely a situational depression.'

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'