Hellishly Humorous Prints

'So where are you going?'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Special Place in Hell...

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

A Heated Argument

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The lessor of two evils.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Summer in Hell

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."