Hellish Humor Enthusiast Prints

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"So much for your attorneys."

Devil-May-Care Centre.

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"From this you make a living?"

'Frankendumpty'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hellbillies.

Special Place in Hell...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. When I was your age I slept with the nightlight on in my coffin, too."

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

'So where are you going?'

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.