Hellish Humor Lover Prints

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

In the conversation pit of hell.

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"From this you make a living?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

God passing the time.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

The Assumption of Mary

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Angel Swing

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Hellbillies.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

We have some good news and we have some very good news!

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Special Place in Hell...

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Just before The Big Bang

Publish and Be Damned

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'