Hellscape Humor Lover Prints

"How can you be out of wings?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"But what if this is all there is?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Angel Swing

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Hellbillies.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Special Place in Hell...

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Just before The Big Bang

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."

'So I finally got cable.'

A boast of ghosts

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

Zombie scout issues