Hellscape Humor Lover Pillows

Hell's Restrooms.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"But what if this is all there is?"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Assumption of Mary

Angel Swing

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Hi again

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Hellbillies.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Special Place in Hell...

We have some good news and we have some very good news!

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Just before The Big Bang

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

A boast of ghosts

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Zombie scout issues