Hellish Humor Seeker Prints

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"From this you make a living?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Hellbillies.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Special Place in Hell...

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

True confession

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'Fighting broke out today between rival U. N. peacekeeping factions....'

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'