Hellish Art Lover Pillows

'Of course I am at the office, honey. Don't you hear the tortured souls?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Klimt Kiss Phones

Balloon Kids

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Fist Bumper Cars

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Bot Art: After da Vinci

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature