Hell Pillows

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"From this you make a living?"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

You are Here

A Kangermoo

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Heaven and Hell

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Oooooh, can we stop there? That's the one where they're super dumb and funny."

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"I'm from the agency. . ."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

A cold day in Hell.

"Ok, first the good news..."

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'