Hell's Kitchen Fan Pillows

doughnuts

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

It's all gravy.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"It's fondue night!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Wall Cluck.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Origin of the 'spork'

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

Rep-Tiles.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'