Hell's Kitchen Fan Gifts

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It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

It's all gravy.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"It's fondue night!"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Origin of the 'spork'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Wall Cluck.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'