Hell-bound Vacationers Pillows

"Your room has been comped."

Holiday time.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'She seems to like this spot.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Southwest Hampton

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"Tabarnak!"

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.