Vacation Lamenters Pillows

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Death Takes A Time-Share

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Stanley Middleton

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Southwest Hampton

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"The first day back is always the worst."

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

'About time... my parents are keeping me here against my will.'

Can I press you to a fruity punch?

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

I hate the beach.

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"