Vacation Mishaps Pillows

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Holiday time.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Seagulls landing

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Flight or fight!"

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

'For me, this was just a bad time share swap.'

"I didn't know that entering this country required a visa. I only brought cash."