Sarcastic Vacationer Pillows

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Newton's vacation

"Hell: The Airport"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Endless Summer III"

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'