Mental Vacationers Pillows

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Bon Voyage

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

"All I have is tofu."

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'