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"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Tom Hanks

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It was her mothers"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Islington Angels.

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Another Remake of the 'Scarlet Letter'.