Family Heirloom Enthusiast Gifts

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"It was her mothers"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Leap Heir

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

Boys watching a christening

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand