Family Heirloom Lover Gifts

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

Leap Heir

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"Three generations of football"

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'