Heiress Gifts

Searching for the ideal present for an heiress? Our collection blends sophistication with a touch of wit, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that honor her noble roots and vibrant personality. Celebrate her achievements and status with unique, carefully crafted gifts that blend glamour and humor—making every moment memorable and special.

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'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence, I'm a billionaire!'

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence, I'm a billionaire!' mockup

'You're a heiress? There's a coincidence, I'm a billionaire!'

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"How can you be out of wings?"

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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?" mockup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.' mockup

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

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'What zip code are we in now?'

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"Even the waiters here are organic." mockup

"Even the waiters here are organic."

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'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!' mockup

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

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'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?' mockup

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.' mockup

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...' mockup

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

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Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice. mockup

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

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"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing." mockup

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

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"Think we'll still make happy hour?" mockup

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

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"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household." mockup

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

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'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.' mockup

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

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'Who gets the decaf?'

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"Sorry, that's not my table."

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'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.' mockup

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

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Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.' mockup

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

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Countervailing Clichés.

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'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?' mockup

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

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Heiress Gifts Collection

Heiress Mugs

Explore our collection of royal-inspired mugs for heiresses, combining sophistication and humor to brighten her mornings.

Heiress Pillows

Find luxury pillows that add a regal touch to her living space, celebrating her noble spirit with comfort and style.

Heiress Prints

Shop for beautiful art prints that showcase her noble achievements, adding a touch of class and personality to her decor.

Heiress T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts perfect for the modern heiress who loves to blend elegance with playful humor.