Heir Hunters Pillows

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'This is close enough.'

'They're playing house.'

Realty. Remember

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Jean Philippe Rameau

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'