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"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'This is close enough.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'They're playing house.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

House for Sale.

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'