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"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

'My fear of heights ensure I never take the moral high ground.'

"Sounds crazy, but I'm really in it just for the money."

"He's afraid of heights!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"That's still too high"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Giraffe Haircut

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Circus trousers

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Is there a company doctor in the house?

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'He was taller online!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Tall major and small page boy

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Why Giraffes Are Rarely Feature In Comic Strips

Astronauts - Shorty

Amongst the Culturati II.

'Seems like Joe now has three feet. His mother says he's grown another foot.'

Climbing into the bathtub

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"