Heights Humorist Pillows

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

'My fear of heights ensure I never take the moral high ground.'

"Sounds crazy, but I'm really in it just for the money."

"He's afraid of heights!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jungle Games

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"That's still too high"

Giraffe Haircut

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Circus trousers

Is there a company doctor in the house?

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'He was taller online!'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.

Tall major and small page boy

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

A short man with a tall wife is said to have married beneath him.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Bra falling from the sky.

Amongst the Culturati II.

It's OK guys! I've found the ford!

Climbing into the bathtub