Height Haters Pillows

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

Crisp New England Air.

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Man on stilts on cell phone.

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field