Height Hater Pillows

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Giraffe Haircut

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Reaching the Summit

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"