Height Haters Gifts

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Giraffe Haircut

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

Crisp New England Air.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).