Hedonist Gifts

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

Single men in Tahiti

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Religion, This End Up

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'The business is worth $125,000, tops. We expect Google to offer us three billion.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I'm open to new things."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"To the fact that martinis have no cholesterol, gluten, or GMOs...."