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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

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'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Religion, This End Up

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

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"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"